Sooo... When you are doing a photoshoot... IT TAKES FOREVER for the makeup artist sometimes to do your makeup! Your seriously sitting there for sometimes hours on end with someone poking at your face the whole time... saything things like oops! oh no! oh well! THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU WANT TO HEAR when someone has been working on your face for hours!!! AH!!! The glamourous life ha! Yeah right! Lets see you sit and have your face poked for hours! NO THANK YOU!!!
NOTE TO MAKEUP ARTIST EVERYWHERE....
1.Please have a mint or something minty for your breath (I have to smell your breath for a long time and let me tell you sometimes it is not pretty!)
2.NEVER say OOPS! or OH SHIT! While working on a models face!!! ( It makes us nervous that you seriously do not know what you are doing!)
3.DO NOT CAKE ON SO MUCH FOUNDATION! There is this new invention called mineral powder... you should try it sometime!!!!
4. When applying eyelashes PLEASE KNOW WTF YOU ARE DOING! (Gluing a models eyes closed is not acceptable!!!)
Now that we have gone through the rules YOU SHOULD TRY TO FOLLOW THEM!!! ya know... just FYI...
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I friggin love this. Soooo funny and soo true. I have one to add to your list. WASH YOUR SMELLING STINKY HANDS!!! I won't name name's but on a recent shoot the MA's hands smelled like poop and I had to hold my breath everytime she came in for the kill. Ahhh!
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